collegehumor:

Who knew microwaving was so difficult?

Finish reading The Realistic Expectations Cookbook

2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

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fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.

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encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

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Tags: for real

My relationship with my followers

  • Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
  • Followers:
  • Me:
  • Followers:
  • Me: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.
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lycanheiress:

The saga continues.

I’m sorry Weiss.

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Tags: rwby

averagelalafell:

Duke Studlington

Ladies and gentleman, the best character in all of Warcraft.

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I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

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Tags: star trek
mywarcraft:

My maturity at it’s finest. *nods*

mywarcraft:

My maturity at it’s finest. *nods*

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prince-winter:

urrectum:

GLaDOS aka passive-aggressive queen bitch

Favorite line.

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Tags: portal